Oihcconip (written with the help of two cute little brothers)

Once upon a time there was a wooden girl... her name was Oihcconip. She lived in a small village right outside of the kingdom. Her and her mother worked in painting on dolls faces. It was a simple and honorable job and from a very young age Oihcconip was taught the value of hard work and an HONEST living. One day she was out collecting berries they used for the blush on the dolls. While she was out she ran into this stranger (STRANGER DANGER… we all know something strange happens next). The stranger was creepy; he was a short, stubby dwarf who began questioning Oihcconip. He began with simple questions like what’s your name and where do you live. She answered each question honestly with a smile on her face as her nose began to grow with each honest answer but then the questions began to be more difficult. He asked her if there was a leg on her stool in her house that didn’t sit just right or if the color of her mom’s eyes matched her favorite dress. With each question she tried to answer with honesty and her nose began to grow to extreme measures. She wasn’t use to being asked this many questions in this short of time. After a couple dozen more questions her nose was seven feet long. Then the dwarf named Clyde cut off her nose with a wood saw. He completely took off her nose can you believe it. But you see it ends up her nose has magical powers because of the power of honesty. He took that power for himself but shame is to him because for those who take the power of honesty untruthfully will be scorned… he was cursed with a curse like no other, he was swallowed by a whale. Oihcconip went home with her sawed off nose with tears in her eyes. Her mom saw the tears running down her wooden daughters face and thought of the perfect way to help. She began slowly widdling and sanding down her daughters nose to a cute little button nose. After her mother had finished the process and wiped away the daughter’s tears and placed a kiss on her forehead a visitor showed up through the window…. It was a beautifully ugly troll with a magical wand stolen from a fairy in the enchanted forest. “Because your mother saw your true beauty in spite of your ugly nose I will grant you one wish…” Oihcconip answered this with the surety of a hundred kings. “I wish to be a REAL girl.” And her wish was answered with a...

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