Snotty Susan and the Seven Dorks!

Once upon a time there was this girl named Susan. She had allergies like no other... in fact she had the worst allergies in all of PollenVille (it was considered beautiful to have allergies here believe it or not). While her nose ran like the nigra falls her twin brother Steven was as dry as a well on a drought year. He was jealous of his sister and her beautiful nose due to her extravagant allergies so he had a plan. He began crushing allergy pills and putting it in her morning orange juice. One day she caught him sneaking her daily dosage into the drink and became scared. How evil must her brother be to ruin her beautiful runny nose. So she ran away to a place where she could find those who would protect her and her nose, she ran to the LIBRARY! There she met seven of the dorkest boys alive. They were (in order of awesomeness) sneezy, clumsy, readie, arithmitic, bashful, scardy, and loser! They were all perfect dorks each with their own speacialty. When they met Susan they agreed instantly to help her with her evil step brother. Steven began approaching the library knowing his sister would hide there. As he approached he was first faced by sneezy who tried to distract him with his awesome allergies while clumsy attempted to throw a net on him, but true to his name he slipped fell out of the tree and got himself and sneezy with the net. Next he ran into readie who had placed a huge fortress of all his favorite books in front of the door to protect everything inside. Steven was impressed by this effort but easily unstacked the books one by one. Arithmitic and bashful were next they asked a series of questions to attempt to stump steven from advancing, unsuccessfully. The only people left were scardy and loser... ya you can see where this is going to go. Scardy and loser were standing in front of Susan protecting her mono-de-mono. Steven went for scardy first and that was his worst mistake. Loser used his skills of being stuffed in trash cans to weggie steven then when steven started falling towards scardy he was thrown through the window due to scardys unwillingness to be attacked, it was a defensive move not an offensive move but it was enough to keep susan safe! As a reward for their bravery they each recieved a snotfilled tissue which was like gold in PollenVille!!!! They all lived happily ever after, even steven... the fall out of the window attacked his nose and he had a constant run after that... yes everyone is a winner of this story... THE END!!!