One
upon a time there was a rock named Jim. Jim fell into a magical
nuclear swamp that gave him a soul and arms and legs and a face and hair and a
nose. Everything made out of stone. He felt lonely that he didn’t have a family
or any friends and so he joined a gang named The Rolling Stones. This gang got
in a quarrel with the actual rolling stones, the band, and so they had a gang
bang for 50 years. Eventually all the members of the Band the Rolling stones
got too old to fight or play music and so by default the Rolling Stones the
gang won. Our very tired gang went to Burger Hut to get some food to relax from
there 50 year battle. When all of the sudden 2 LDS missionaries walked into the
room. They started preaching the gospel and eventually converted the whole
gang. So after all of their baptisms they decided to change the gang name to
The Mormon Mafia. So the Mormon Mafia, previously known as the Rolling Stones,
lived happily ever after. Except for Jim the stone. He went to hell because he
was not human and we all know, All dogs go to heaven, all rocks go to hell. The
end.
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