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Scared Cindy stuck in a tree

once upon a time scared mean cindy lived in the tree. cindy hated heights. in fact she was deathly afraid! because of her hair she could never leave a tree... she was pretty princess stuck in the tower, but in this case the tower was tree. she waited many years for true love to save her from the tree. The kids down below would sing scared cindy stuck in that tree waiting for a kissing but true love never sleeps, except in this case where prince charming was stuck in a deep slumber due to a spell cast by a witch. The witch then climbed the tree and pushed cindy out...cindy broke her arm but she was out of the tree, sad end prince charming never awoke but became the damsel in distress, no girl wants that

The last Doritos on earth

There are these mind blowing, ill healing, close to holy chips... They have been protecting the earth for a while and started getting tired of the jig they had so they began to let humans eat them... While the Doritos were slowly being eaten up the world started getting more full of crap! The world finally got down to its last Doritos... Oh no what are we gonna do, so instead of eating it penny put a cape on it and it became the newest superhero to forever protect this world from what ever Doritos protected us from! For the Doritos protection his wares bouts will be kept secret....

Jokes of the week

-So this dr told his patient "I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is you have 24 hours to live." "that's horrible explained the patient what could be worse then that" "the worse news I've been trying to reach you since yesterday"
- two snowmen were standing in a field one says to the other: "funny, I smell carrots too"
-why is six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine (7,8,9)
-what do a hurricane, a tornado, and a red neck divorce all have in common? Someone is going to lose their trailer
- what did the blonde do when she heard 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moved haha

Soda story!

Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down. Dr Pepper fixed him up, now we’re drinking 7up. 7up got the flew, now we’re drinkin mountain dew. The dew fell down a mountain, now we’re drinking from a fountain. Fountain broke. People choke. Now we’re back to driking coke ;)

Ding dong

Well jello, this is a story about a purple ostrich who lived on a Savannah desert. This ostrich was a pooper scooper who worked for dong inc which was ran by an evil b...witch haha tricked you. The ostrich felt underpaid and unimportant to the owner so he became stalkerish, he followed her one day and out of the heat of the moment rigged a bomb to the door bell... Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!!!

Awesomeness

Once upon a may spring day there was a frog... This frog was nothing special... Then there was this zebra who was dating a mongoose related to a tortoise who married a chinchilla... These were all magical animals that planned to take over... They hopscotched all the way to the tether ball court... What is the point of tether ball? They definitely lived in a microwave in the gumball forest where there was an cynical, shaking, naked mole rat... That's right no clothes, they are ugly... After seeing the naked mole rat the world started shaking ...and the fiery asteroid hurtled into the planet and killed them all. The end!

Hungry hippos on steroids

Once upon the pond there were these four very hungry hippos. They continually snapped their necks to try and reach the food that always seemed too far away. One day one hungry hippo got bitten by a radio active spider his neck was able to stretch long enough to reach the forbidden food... The irony of it all is the food was poison and because he ate more then his share instantly the three hungry hippos watched their friend turn into ash but still continued to reach the food just an arm distance away!

The Attack of the Spider Monkies

Once upon the best time EVER... there was this clan of boys and they were all awesome! After fighting the evil Vardano they were getting pretty smart at being prepared for almost everything. Well while they were prepared that didn't stop Vardano

from scheming. He had traveled Africa looking for the perfect weapon against the boys. After looking past the lions and hyienas he went straight for the spider monkeys. Then a plane full of the spider monkeys headed for china…. Why you might ask… well we will find out about that trip later in this story. But for now let’s focus on our amazing main characters. They are so so so very cute! But right now they are in training to become more awesome, kind of like a boot camp ran by none other then our very favorite Logan. You know him with all his awesomeness. Kyle faired the best in the camp when it came to the motor vehicles. He raced and raced all over that track leaving everyone else in the dust. Glen was the best attacking large animals like bears, but he has always been good at that J. Casey was the best at intelligence collection but I think that he has already proved himself in that category for the clan. Travis was the best at camouflage from what he learned in the world between worlds and trying to hide in the sofa, he was a regular master in disguise (did anyone else think of the turtle club). Mitch was showing great skill in basic survival skill. Like knowing which plants were poisons or not and creating shelters out of almost everything. Jessalyn was just good at looking cute if you guys wanna giver her another skill feel welcome. Training camp is over now its time for the real deal. The spider monkeys came from china to Rexburg but they didn’t come unarmed they had their own kind of training camp…. NINJA CAMP… They were trained by the best in china. Like every other opponent they advanced on the apartment.

BATTLE TIME…DUM DUM DUM (suspenseful music). Those ninjas had to sneak up past the boys dynamic security system. Their ninja skills helped them cross all the barriers with little difficulty but one stupid monkey set off the alarm, Vardano turned him into a frog instantly, that poor monkey. But with the alarm being set off the boys were in full code red. Due to the awesome ninja skills Casey could not see them on the computer screen so Travis with his camouflages went to a watch point and Mitch began building shelters in a 5 mile radius for safety and shooting areas. Logan began checking weapons just to be sure and Kyle was still sleeping (haha) saving up his energy. The boys began to get more comfortable seeing no threat only one random frog, but before they got too comfortable Travis spotted movement out of the corner of his eye. A black flash! Now they went from code red to code volcano@ Logan began passing out weapons. Glen was putting on face point like an Indian, Kyle was awake and in full alert, Travis changed his disguise to match a moving camouflage, Mitch began assigning shelters, and Casey was equipping everyone with in-the-dark goggles to help see these unknown attackers.

ATTACK

The boys were out numbered 12 to 1. Ninja monkeys surrounded each boy and then they all attacked at the same time. Each boy was fighting away the ninjas in their own style. Kyle got judo chopped in the eye. Logan got kidney punched multiple times, and poor Travis broke both his legs but they kept fighting (now would be the time for you guys to create your own scene.) After three hours of fighting the clan won.

Kyle lost an eye during the fight but don’t worry Jessalyn made him a nice little new eye it was beautiful and blue. Logan got over the kidney punches after a nice hug from Jessalyn and poor poor Travis haha he was out of everything for six weeks. Put I am so proud of you boys and your amazing courage… and don’t worry we hired Emily to teach us ninja skills and she kept the monkey who set off the alarm as a pet… YAY now she gets to be part of the stories!

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!

THE END

The hike that went badly!

One snowy day, our clan went hiking along the Rexburg River. Like all boy scout hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried knifes, guns, and one gernade, a holy hand gernade.

As we walked along the trail, Casey noticed a(n) suspicious footprint. “Do you think a(n) bear made these tracks?” Casey asked.

“No, but let's follow them anyway,” suggested Travis.

We walked for hours. Then I screamed, “HOLY COMMOLIES! I think I see a huge fat bear.”

“SNACK TIME!” we heard someone say. It was Mrs. Baker.

“Mrs. Baker!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge fat bear!”

“Do I look like a huge fat bear? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for more students to eat. There are lots of them here along the Rexburg River. We can take them back to my cabin and cook them in my oven.”

“What's the plan Stan?!!”

We stuffed her into her own oven and the world was saved from one evil, horrible, first grade teacher!... Travis is some how to blame for everything!

Soft Kitty

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur!
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr....


For anyone sick or having a bad day... Whenever you need it!

The Jokester

Once upon a time there was this boy, he thought everything was funny. This boys name was Jonny. He lived with his mom and dad in a small apartment just outside of town. He felt one day that his parents weren't happy enough so he began trying to do little things to make them happier. He began with the simple clown jokes like the flower that shoots water and for a little while it worked. When that stopped working though he resorted to bigger things like messing with everyday items to do something it wasn't suppose to or leaving traps everywhere that ended in you being slimed by something. This did not amuse his parents in fact it made them more angry.. They gave him a warning saying if he didn't stop he would be sent away. Jonny took that as a challenge and continued on his quest to make them laugh but true to their word he was sent away to summer camp and never heard of again....the end

Oscar the Bridge Troll

Once upon a time there was this bridge it use to be the prettiest bridge in all the land but then it became the most used bridge in a hundred miles and began to get worn out and run down... Living by this bridge was a troll named Oscar. He cared for the bride and all the land surrounding his humble abode, and was sad to see the bridge get in the state it was so he put up a donation box on both ends of the bridge hoping people would want to help keep the bridge beautiful but after months of donation collection he didn't even have enough for a flower, a single flower! So then he became mean and demanded a toll and that's how the legend of the troll's bridge began!

The Rolling Stone

     One upon a time there was a rock named Jim. Jim fell into a magical nuclear swamp that gave him a soul and arms and legs and a face and hair and a nose. Everything made out of stone. He felt lonely that he didn’t have a family or any friends and so he joined a gang named The Rolling Stones. This gang got in a quarrel with the actual rolling stones, the band, and so they had a gang bang for 50 years. Eventually all the members of the Band the Rolling stones got too old to fight or play music and so by default the Rolling Stones the gang won. Our very tired gang went to Burger Hut to get some food to relax from there 50 year battle. When all of the sudden 2 LDS missionaries walked into the room. They started preaching the gospel and eventually converted the whole gang. So after all of their baptisms they decided to change the gang name to The Mormon Mafia. So the Mormon Mafia, previously known as the Rolling Stones, lived happily ever after. Except for Jim the stone. He went to hell because he was not human and we all know, All dogs go to heaven, all rocks go to hell. The end.

Prince Peter Picky Pants Picked the Princess Penelope

Once upon a time there was this princess her name was Penelope. From a very young age she was betrothed to the prince in a neighboring kingdom, his name was Peter and he was the pickiest person on the earth... Even the mer thought of something being off put him in a fit (talk about OCD)! The humor of it all is Penelope is the messiest young woman in all the lands COMBINED! They were a horrible match from the beginning but their parents insisted.....so even against all the disagreements and worries the two began their courtship in the same castle. At first every night was ended in more disappointment then improvement; but then one day something happened they caught each others eyes for the very first time (yes they went that long without eye contact) and it was love at first sight.... They each tried a little harder to keep the other happy and within the month the kingdoms were united with a marriage! What the prince and princess learned was as much as they were set in their ways when they let down their guard and tried something new something magical happens and that's been their theory ever since.... The end!

Oihcconip (written with the help of two cute little brothers)

Once upon a time there was a wooden girl... her name was Oihcconip. She lived in a small village right outside of the kingdom. Her and her mother worked in painting on dolls faces. It was a simple and honorable job and from a very young age Oihcconip was taught the value of hard work and an HONEST living. One day she was out collecting berries they used for the blush on the dolls. While she was out she ran into this stranger (STRANGER DANGER… we all know something strange happens next). The stranger was creepy; he was a short, stubby dwarf who began questioning Oihcconip. He began with simple questions like what’s your name and where do you live. She answered each question honestly with a smile on her face as her nose began to grow with each honest answer but then the questions began to be more difficult. He asked her if there was a leg on her stool in her house that didn’t sit just right or if the color of her mom’s eyes matched her favorite dress. With each question she tried to answer with honesty and her nose began to grow to extreme measures. She wasn’t use to being asked this many questions in this short of time. After a couple dozen more questions her nose was seven feet long. Then the dwarf named Clyde cut off her nose with a wood saw. He completely took off her nose can you believe it. But you see it ends up her nose has magical powers because of the power of honesty. He took that power for himself but shame is to him because for those who take the power of honesty untruthfully will be scorned… he was cursed with a curse like no other, he was swallowed by a whale. Oihcconip went home with her sawed off nose with tears in her eyes. Her mom saw the tears running down her wooden daughters face and thought of the perfect way to help. She began slowly widdling and sanding down her daughters nose to a cute little button nose. After her mother had finished the process and wiped away the daughter’s tears and placed a kiss on her forehead a visitor showed up through the window…. It was a beautifully ugly troll with a magical wand stolen from a fairy in the enchanted forest. “Because your mother saw your true beauty in spite of your ugly nose I will grant you one wish…” Oihcconip answered this with the surety of a hundred kings. “I wish to be a REAL girl.” And her wish was answered with a...

                                                       *bipty bopty BOO!!!!!*

The amazing recovery of Travis and Glen!... the adventure in the world between worlds

I thought the next story would be easier to tell if I explained how Glen and Travis magically came back to life! It was a crazy story and this is how it starts....

Once upon a time (haha that's how all good stories start) there were these heroes who had laid down their lives for their friends and family. They had sacrificed much and while they were in the world between worlds they lingered... watching their comrades mourn their death. Glen was the strongest of the two as Travis broke down in tears every day seeing his wife Jessalyn lean to Logan for support. In the world between worlds there was their own set of rules. You could not make contact with the earth world and if you partook of anything from the afterlife you would be destined to cross-over. They began to wander around looking for a nice place to stay, away from other spirits but still close to the clan just encase they could find a way back. While they were searching they found Vardanos cave. Boy did they hit the jackpot. They began to take turns watching what Vardano was scheming hoping that if they found something out they would be able to warn their friends. After weeks of watching they had discovered the plan and now desperately tried to find a way to tell the clan. They began shouting, they tried writing it down, they tried taking over electronics hoping to find a way to send their warning out but none succeeded. Finally a miracle happened. One of Vardanos arch enemies (besides the clan) had heard about the death of the two team members and began searching the world between worlds to find them. Her name was Naricssa. She was a beautiful maiden who had been cursed by Vardano to forever be his partner but because the spell cannot be specific to love (magic cannot make you fall in love) she became his equal in magic. She had found the clan members and offered them life again under one simple condition. Glen had to kiss Naricssa. (BLUSH) But he took one for the team and gave her a big smooch right on the lips. Naricssa returned them to the real world but not before disappearing herself. It seemed she had fallen in love with Glen and his kiss had set her free of her curse giving her a chance to move on to the after life. They began a sprint to the apartment... a battle was in the air.... (TO BE CONTINUED)

Jeff and the fireman

Once upon a time in a large city there was a boy named Jeff. He grew up in the ghettos always dreaming of a better life. One day he had passed by a burning house (which was a usual occurrence in his neighborhood) but today he noticed something different today he noticed the shinny red uniforms and the glittering truck of the men and women who put out the fires. He wanted to do that, he wanted to matter to the world. One of the fireman noticed Jeff and told him the first step to becoming a firefighter was learning how to climb the ladder... So he gave Jeff three gold coins and told him to go find his own ladder to practice. Jeff went to the store and didn't buy the ladder instead he bought wood and a garden hose. He worked and worked building his very own ladder... His mom would criticize him saying he would never be able to finish the task do he continued to work harder to prove her wrong. After weeks of hard work the ladder was built and he had spent hours practicing with the garden hose being full of water. One day he put all his hard work to the test. The oven two apartments above him started on fire and he began to climb his home made ladder with his full garden hose. He sprayed it towards the smoke grabbed a cat meowing nearby and headed back down his ladder. At the bottom he was met by the same fireman who had given him the coins. Impressed with the effort the little Jeff had given he promoted him to jr. fire preventer and told him that when it comes to the time of actual fires to let only those in shinny red uniforms to put them out. Jeff took his badge with a grin packed up his ladder and skipped down the street filled with pride that he was a hero for a day! The end....

The end of the world!

Once upon a time...BOOM... The end!!!!

Snotty Susan and the Seven Dorks!

Once upon a time there was this girl named Susan. She had allergies like no other... in fact she had the worst allergies in all of PollenVille (it was considered beautiful to have allergies here believe it or not). While her nose ran like the nigra falls her twin brother Steven was as dry as a well on a drought year. He was jealous of his sister and her beautiful nose due to her extravagant allergies so he had a plan. He began crushing allergy pills and putting it in her morning orange juice. One day she caught him sneaking her daily dosage into the drink and became scared. How evil must her brother be to ruin her beautiful runny nose. So she ran away to a place where she could find those who would protect her and her nose, she ran to the LIBRARY! There she met seven of the dorkest boys alive. They were (in order of awesomeness) sneezy, clumsy, readie, arithmitic, bashful, scardy, and loser! They were all perfect dorks each with their own speacialty. When they met Susan they agreed instantly to help her with her evil step brother. Steven began approaching the library knowing his sister would hide there. As he approached he was first faced by sneezy who tried to distract him with his awesome allergies while clumsy attempted to throw a net on him, but true to his name he slipped fell out of the tree and got himself and sneezy with the net. Next he ran into readie who had placed a huge fortress of all his favorite books in front of the door to protect everything inside. Steven was impressed by this effort but easily unstacked the books one by one. Arithmitic and bashful were next they asked a series of questions to attempt to stump steven from advancing, unsuccessfully. The only people left were scardy and loser... ya you can see where this is going to go. Scardy and loser were standing in front of Susan protecting her mono-de-mono. Steven went for scardy first and that was his worst mistake. Loser used his skills of being stuffed in trash cans to weggie steven then when steven started falling towards scardy he was thrown through the window due to scardys unwillingness to be attacked, it was a defensive move not an offensive move but it was enough to keep susan safe! As a reward for their bravery they each recieved a snotfilled tissue which was like gold in PollenVille!!!! They all lived happily ever after, even steven... the fall out of the window attacked his nose and he had a constant run after that... yes everyone is a winner of this story... THE END!!!

Introduction

Once upon a time... in a land far far away there were these group of people! They were crazy people who enjoyed each others company and had many fun adventures together. One young lady enjoyed hanging out with this group of boys so much she decided to start writting adventures so they would always remember her... this is a continuation of their story...