The last Doritos on earth

There are these mind blowing, ill healing, close to holy chips... They have been protecting the earth for a while and started getting tired of the jig they had so they began to let humans eat them... While the Doritos were slowly being eaten up the world started getting more full of crap! The world finally got down to its last Doritos... Oh no what are we gonna do, so instead of eating it penny put a cape on it and it became the newest superhero to forever protect this world from what ever Doritos protected us from! For the Doritos protection his wares bouts will be kept secret....

Jokes of the week

-So this dr told his patient "I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is you have 24 hours to live." "that's horrible explained the patient what could be worse then that" "the worse news I've been trying to reach you since yesterday"
- two snowmen were standing in a field one says to the other: "funny, I smell carrots too"
-why is six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine (7,8,9)
-what do a hurricane, a tornado, and a red neck divorce all have in common? Someone is going to lose their trailer
- what did the blonde do when she heard 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moved haha

Soda story!

Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down. Dr Pepper fixed him up, now we’re drinking 7up. 7up got the flew, now we’re drinkin mountain dew. The dew fell down a mountain, now we’re drinking from a fountain. Fountain broke. People choke. Now we’re back to driking coke ;)

Ding dong

Well jello, this is a story about a purple ostrich who lived on a Savannah desert. This ostrich was a pooper scooper who worked for dong inc which was ran by an evil b...witch haha tricked you. The ostrich felt underpaid and unimportant to the owner so he became stalkerish, he followed her one day and out of the heat of the moment rigged a bomb to the door bell... Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!!!

Awesomeness

Once upon a may spring day there was a frog... This frog was nothing special... Then there was this zebra who was dating a mongoose related to a tortoise who married a chinchilla... These were all magical animals that planned to take over... They hopscotched all the way to the tether ball court... What is the point of tether ball? They definitely lived in a microwave in the gumball forest where there was an cynical, shaking, naked mole rat... That's right no clothes, they are ugly... After seeing the naked mole rat the world started shaking ...and the fiery asteroid hurtled into the planet and killed them all. The end!