The last Doritos on earth

There are these mind blowing, ill healing, close to holy chips... They have been protecting the earth for a while and started getting tired of the jig they had so they began to let humans eat them... While the Doritos were slowly being eaten up the world started getting more full of crap! The world finally got down to its last Doritos... Oh no what are we gonna do, so instead of eating it penny put a cape on it and it became the newest superhero to forever protect this world from what ever Doritos protected us from! For the Doritos protection his wares bouts will be kept secret....