Awesomeness

Once upon a may spring day there was a frog... This frog was nothing special... Then there was this zebra who was dating a mongoose related to a tortoise who married a chinchilla... These were all magical animals that planned to take over... They hopscotched all the way to the tether ball court... What is the point of tether ball? They definitely lived in a microwave in the gumball forest where there was an cynical, shaking, naked mole rat... That's right no clothes, they are ugly... After seeing the naked mole rat the world started shaking ...and the fiery asteroid hurtled into the planet and killed them all. The end!