Ding dong

Well jello, this is a story about a purple ostrich who lived on a Savannah desert. This ostrich was a pooper scooper who worked for dong inc which was ran by an evil b...witch haha tricked you. The ostrich felt underpaid and unimportant to the owner so he became stalkerish, he followed her one day and out of the heat of the moment rigged a bomb to the door bell... Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!!!