Jokes of the week

-So this dr told his patient "I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is you have 24 hours to live." "that's horrible explained the patient what could be worse then that" "the worse news I've been trying to reach you since yesterday"
- two snowmen were standing in a field one says to the other: "funny, I smell carrots too"
-why is six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine (7,8,9)
-what do a hurricane, a tornado, and a red neck divorce all have in common? Someone is going to lose their trailer
- what did the blonde do when she heard 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moved haha